I realize that I suck. And the winner is...

No excuses, just a really busy week. The winner I have chosen for this round is... Joanne! I honestly want to read ALL of the entries, but this is the one I've chosen for right now. BUT- the other three entries are still in the running, and on June 15th, I'll close the comments, but open a POLL for you, the readers, to vote on a second winner. Good luck, everyone!